How to waste ~1.5 Billion € in research – and get bad research and stagnation as a result

David Graeber (2015)

Quotations by the late David Graeber, Bullshit Jobs:

»If a grant agency funds only 10 percent of all applications, that means that 90 percent of the work that went into preparing applications was just as pointless as the work that went into making the promo video for Apollonia’s doomed reality TV show Too Fat to Fuck. (Even more so, really, since one can rarely make such an amusing anecdote out of it afterward.) This is an extraordinary squandering of human creative energy.«

»European universities spend roughly 1.4 billion euros a year on failed grant applications—money that, obviously, might otherwise have been available to fund research.«

»I have suggested that one of the main reasons for technological stagnation over the last several decades is that scientists, too, have to spend so much of their time vying with one another to convince potential donors they already know what they are going to discover.«

In fact, I believe, David Graeber underestimated the problem – it is actually worse: these scientists know what they will discover, because they have already done most of the research or the proposal is so timidly  written that research will never fail. If you express risk in the propopsal, chance for success is often minute. 

From »research« with minimum risk follows stagnation.

Abraham Flexner writes in his famous article The Usefulness of Useless Knowledge 1937

»most of the really great discoveries which had ultimately proved to be beneficial to mankind had been made by men and women who were driven, not by the desire to be useful, but merely by the desire to satisfy their curosity.«

To my knowledge, he writes nothing about about men and women who where particularly skilled in proposal bureaucracy. Instead he writes about how to treat scientists:

»Let them alone.«

I am convinced that the actually great scientists of the first half of the 20th century and before would be appalled by how we perverted science and universities.

For my German readers, I strongly recommend my conversation with Prof. Jochen Hörisch on this topic.